sample: camille - le festin [hook] swagatouille sw-swagatouille pardon my french but i'm going fucking crazy cooking up these beats like my name is swagatouille flow raw like sushi but i'm hot like swagatouille yeah i'm pretty looney got my tunes like snoopy my life is a movie this is no i love lucy! i don't wear no gucci i don't have no groupies but this is swagatouille this shit is swagatouille [verse 1] j eazy coming with the mixtape of the century scratch that best mixtape ever this a masterpiece therapists surrounding me questioning my sanity just because i'm seeing new dimensions of reality so insane i think stuck inside a dali piece cooking swagatouille literally no analogy yes indeed i'm the best chef in this whole galaxy thirty stars from michelin your shit worse than applebees god damn damn i'm just tryna keep it real though love myself so much my ego has its own zip code riding on this track like its a motherfucking railroad keep it underground yelling fuck you to jim crow rap is my temple but i'm rather sinful bringing in the banknotes by the whole benzful fact check my raps hit me with a polygraph girl let's see your tail wag border collie swag [hook] j eazy coming with the verse of the century scratch that best verse ever this a masterpiece wrote it 2 years ago back when i was seventeen ima go in, y'all better listen carefully itsy bitsy spiders can't compete with the emperor illest in the music and my skill's are unforgettable limericks and hissy fits are little shit to my repertoire my vision is progressive and my flow is oh so avant garde andrew W K taught me how to party hard i'm a star find my name in concrete on the boulevard pockets big and large cause they're filled with many benjamins my arrogance is only rivaled by my own intelligence intuition tells me i'm the master of the universe puny twerps can't match me i'm descended straight from lucifer i plant juniper to save the earth on every sunday i once outran a jaguar and then went and bought a hyundai the wonders of the world man i wonder if i could turn the world upside down and then engrave it into wood i'm misunderstood my history's a mystery miserys my company and jewelrys my industry victims of my viciousness will find no rest in graveyards napalm is the language that i speak when i am angered players laughs in dangers face but haters cannot take it gangsters sleep beneath the streets in metal sheeted blankets crack of dawn or dawn of crack there really is no difference dawn till dusk i'm cooking it within my chemist's kitchen dentists can't compete with me i've knocked more teeth than frazier tasers can't subdue me because i respond with lasers many barracudas can be found in the bermudas judas was a junkie who gave jesus up to shoot up heroin is heavenly but that's just what my friends say wisdom's overrated that's what i learned from my sensei gunplay is an artform and i am its one picasso suave with the ladies cause i learned from johnny bravo fairy tales inspire me to live life to the fullest scheming for that porridge out in goldilocks's forest mullets made a comeback back when i was spitting icebergs now i'm spitting lightning with the certainty of snipers certainly i'm hot because i set my home on fire 50 said that sleep is for the broke i'm never tired i'm only seventeen but my mind is so mature i'm honestly the best fucking rapper to occur life is so surreal man i'm hanging by a thread the picture perfect day is one where i don't end up dead!

[verse 1 - DFi] drop the ball like the golden calf respond to the stupidity and call it wrath dead fad but i bring it back midas steak cut me some slack atlas on my shoulder yet im pushing boulders never grow older hells freezing over pigs fly fuck roger waters floyd mayweather punch his daughters cold wrap warm you up with a compress communist steel you can ask jeff take dubra sell the bacardi everybodys equal now its a party stalin smiling burning the balkans curse the georgians curse on the falcons reppin pats its a world tour beat jeff but that was 04 [hook] oh my god this song is so sick this beats so hot its got me losing my shit maybe i should study or go to my next class nah ill just relax and listen to these dope raps [verse 2 - J Eazy] pull up on the block that's that 860 this flow aint composed for the radio no! this is just me and my bro wiling out writing out some powrfl prose we outta control rolling in a lambo with tinted windows and them harikari doors get up off the floor we ain't holding back breaking status quos we amazing yo lay your ass pancake flat on the mat cause we going for that tko no faking though you think i'm baking cause i'm constantly making dough spit a bakers dozen hit on the bakers cousin call up lindsay lohan tryna butter up her muffins alright i admit that i like mean girls but shit man who the hell doesn't? [hook] [Verse 3 - DFi] victoria justice dare i discuss this will i even post this buy me some samosas fuck scoliosis i love roller coasters oh lord jesus it's a fire burn the castle burn the spire keep it coming up its a staircase shots, first floor chase chicks want dick cause they know code pokemon its just poke and moan blastoise bitch its a politoad she acting cold now i'm on the road ti-89 so we solve it all it's a carnival run the stall its avon what do you say mom? stop, check your homes for radon [hook] [verse 4 - J Eazy] welcome to the world that resides inside my mind listen to my rhymes tryta see what you might find sit down on a sofa close your eyes and then recline this sure to be a journey cause i'm one of a kind split craniums split atoms like uranium splits like oh shit this a soviet gymnasium my foes split hairs and flip chairs while I blow big stacks in times square the misfits back best submit to the fact i get dough for this shit call it bisquick rap i bring rap back to when we only spat facts no fat cats only hungry dogs with trapped backs spit fast hit a wack kid with whiplash no breaks we ain't dealing out no kit kats flow sick like riff raff sick like a victim after dining out at dish n dat shit that's a pretty harsh diss like lord farquaad i'm an asinine antagonist acting like i'm hot shit we all know that's bullshit prolly got a complex call a psychoanalyst i deserve a cover story published by complex i'm complex like dna helix my skills are once in a generation call me rap game halley's comet BLAM

[intro] This a barbecue, this this a barbecue [hook] everybody get your george foreman grills this a barbecue this this a barbecue celebrating everyone's who keeping it trill this a barbecue this this a barbecue making all this food so everybody gets their fill and if your cup is empty then come get a refill this my barbecue let's go and make some food we can drink some brews and forget about the news this a barbecue this this a barbecue this a barbecue this is my barbecue! we got kosher halal and vegan when jeff is cooking everybody's eating! [verse 1] this is my barbecue we cooking up some fine meat but I do it undercover so the cops won’t find me I don’t carry i.d. gotta stay in hiding I’m no chicken so please don’t fry me! I just wanna grill me up some excellent burgers Also gonna cook some Hebrew national frankfurters If you wondering about desert we serving rainbow sherbet even got you covered if you think that meat is murder cause I’m bringing bean burgers and some salad taste so good even the carnivores go oh my god! This tastes so good Why don’t they serve bean burgers in my hood? dang that’s a pretty good point you should make my yard your new neighborhood joint don’t need money cause friends and food makes me happy Burgers so great you think I worked for krabby patty What sort of music will be at this barbecue? You should really know the answer already dude we’re gonna play my mixtape on repeat Go ahead and take a seat and listen to my sweet beats! If the weather’s rainy don’t worry man I got a tent And I’m bringing bug spray cause that’s just some common sense And I’m bringing sun screen Frisbees and dumplings Dumplings? Yeah cause my heritage is Chinese! [hook] [verse 2] Have I forgotten any other supplies? I sure hope not! That would be my demise But even if I did I know my friends will help me out After all! That’s what being friends is all about! And hey aren’t we all good friends Even if we’re not we’ll just pretend Because if you ruin my cookout today I’ll lock you in a closet and throw the key away! Let me get philosophical for a moment To be or not to be that is the question Ayo! Shut up hamlet! Charcoal or gas that’s a real question Man I’m just speaking honestly Remember everyone please drink responsibly Always have a good time Always spit a good rhyme Always eat your spinach and your carrots fruit and broccoli! But not at this barbecue if you don’t want to You can have whatever you like and then some more too! If the parties lame well at least I brought games We can play some can jam cornhole or horseshoes! Wow! This is such a great time I think cnn should put this party on their headlines Wow! Jeff is such a great cook Please tell your friends to go and buy my new cookbook! [outro] This a barbecue, this this a barbecue This a barbecue, this this a barbecue

[verse 1] holla at me cause i'm the man (adam) shout out to all my loving fans (imaginary) even if i only got one (your mother) i do this shit for more than just fun (work hard) i am not a rabbit i won't run (updike) can't wait for my destiny to come (beyonce) gotta act fast thats the plan (galen rupp) gotta make these dummies understand (education) you can't comprehend just who i am (i'm a riddle) i can speak in circles ceiling fans (circulation) i dont really fuck with steely dan (aja) i'm a hardcore a.j. feely fan (quarterback) played for both of my two favorite teams (football) eagles and the rams getting that cream (wu tang) my minds off the wall like pealing paint (napoleon) speak the truth a modern hip hop saint (yeesus) [hook] this song has no meaning cause life has no meaning i am just speaking and no one is listening this is a metaphor for life (life life life) this is a metaphor for life (life life life) [verse 2] balling hard like my names lebron (miami) for all of my city i put on (young jeezy) look at all this work that i put in (vladimir) thats the reason i'm the fucking bomb (oppenheimer) i won't go to war to guard my pride (simba) i'm a pacifist deep in my mind ('nam) always stays real when in the booth (john wilkes) mind over money that's the truth (karl marx) tearing down this city king kong (peter jackson) throw you in a ditch like ding dong (hostess) powrfl up in this shit we on (avon) enemies just plankton to feed on (spongebob) i can't swim so i can't be a sailor (aw man) let's bring back the freaking hartford whalers (aw yeah) cause we gotta show love for our city (you're beautiful) bushnell park is honestly quite pretty (the carousel!) [hook] [verse 3] working on my craft because i care (sir carealot) spit the truth and accept every dare (truth or dare) you can't really step with my crew (crew love) i got skills enough to kill you (ninja skills) metaphorically i mean of course (english lit) i don't really do physical force (gandhi) i don't really fuck with household chores (domestic sphere) i'm a lazy shit down to my core (core curriculum) i am still a kid deep in my heart (terabithia) you won't find this shit on billboard charts (ryan seacrest) my rhymes and my beats are pretty novice (nova scotia) i aspire to be a good artist (james joyce) that involves always being honest (kanye west) to myself and to my fucking audience (who?) so i try to think before i speak (dr. seuss) and i try to speak just what i mean (theodore geisel) [hook]

[verse 1 - J Eazy] i'm a nifty trickster like odysseus in a trojan horse linguistic wiz kid best in my business this a mythical tour de force metaphysical discourse about this shit i spit forth rapping till i get a best new music score on pitchfork watch the mobs come marching up my porch while armed with torches i distort the truth and feed it to you fools in fortune cookies i'm a little wussy no i'm a fucking wookie bro on a roll like tootsie rolls how many licks i don't know holding it down for my whole team getting that cream living a dream spitting obscene the mischievous teen with a tendency to make the ladies scream reign supreme as the king on my goldenplated seat running this whole regime first of my kind the pre-emminent g i'm the playa archetype that guides the hustlers way of life got no morals so i'm on that dickhead cheney level vice three blind mice trained to fight like musketeers at half the price no stage fright the big six making big bucks like bank heists [verse 2 - DFi] man an incredible dichotomy animalistic chaos and the god above the anarchy still we stand united under anesthetic fallacies can't sleep at night? ask the oommen family but damn the camera flash ensnares the moment stare at life through the film what we see is unimportant break the chains like moses posing parting seven seas live up to my namesake dfi the dynasty its piracy patents tossed aside i would rather die than hide inside with hypocritical fly the skies and cry the tears of all the crimes the strong have struck unto the pitiful hold the hand of those that stand and stare to the future with their roots sown deep with force withheld and reason held dear i would defy consciousness and sink to sleep [verse 3 - G Money] i ain't a poet but i'm also not a rapper but with applause i'll turn on like the clapper so keep clapping and keep supporting powrfl we go hard just not in the mornings my life is boring but in the best way plenty of time for sleep learning and play all day we hang out and throw sarcasm laugh so much we all do the oommen tickle spasm most of all though we got each others backs if you cross on a member expect a six man attack with the strength of three horses plus a rabid bear there won't even be time for one more final prayer but if you play nice then so will we i'll be your friend just ask for g money and if not ask for the gunmaster i'll hide your bones in your home's plaster! [verse 4 - Ishi Packin'] farmington river brought to life by the rain turns into a demon exercising its reign turns into a god the egyptian anubis place your soul on a scale judged by his prudence under the light your most vulnerable state your fate at stake place your body on a plate devoured by ammit should've lived your life better your heart turned black all diseased like a leper packin gets real see more carside crescent can't even swim should've learned my lesson think i spit blasphemy but i believe in one god praise to the most high the one who is not flawed tell me no excuse and my music is haram we may disagree but i offer you salaam learn the quran and live by his criteria keep me in your prayers along with egypt and syria [verse 5 - Big Sexi] words like bullets hitting you with a barrage bigger than a nicki minaj booty collage stick my car in your garage disappear mirage over seas intricacy my mind like the taj my style is eclectic your girl is neglected so i get inventive and she gets infected in fact youre a rat send you home without a hat and i aint sweet no more cause i used to be fat silly rabbit see ha ha tricks are for kids your getting tricked my lolly gets licked by your first pick while youre picking zits im in your girl having fits and it barely fits my jeans are excessive my mind is obsessive and if you listen now you'll find that i'm impressive with the batman i'll kill you in the dark night we so powrfl win this war without a fight [verse 6 - K Oomz] oommie hate you but i hate me too the international douchebag, heathrow bitches kneeling before me, knees blue powrfl till i die, bleed true two words describe me awesome and awesome had three fans yesterday and then i lost em im like who you think are? fucking chelsea clinton? barnie stinson paris hilton they dont get my vision say hello to my lil friend i got none only big fellas monsters and goblins i toil in the shadow darkness is my ally rock that bane swag but im not a bad guy i broke bad once now i break bread with you virtuous like anne hutch you know its true your reign ended in a vote of no confidence i took over the throne and now live in full opulence

[intro] i be flexing i be flexing motherfucker i be flexing [hook] every single day i'm out here flexing i be getting green no salad dressing if you ain't with my team yo head need checking cause we run this whole damn town no question every single day i'm out here flexing i be getting green no salad dressing if you ain't with my team yo head need checking because we run this whole goddamn town no question [verse 1] every single day i'm out here flexing pull up in my red solara revving cause i got that sexy v6 engine peanut butter bananas toast for breakfast shout out to AI cause he's a balla respect for all the years he gave the sixers that's my city of birth philadelphia so much murder got me helter skelter listen to a lot of gangster rap shit fucking with that east atlanta trap shit i be winning blue ribbons like pabst shit i be fucking crazy like some batshit but i'm no vigilante i'm no bruce wayne honestly i'm more similar to 2 chainz and i don't need no water i'm a cactus i'm a franchise player don't talk no practice [hook] [verse 2] every single day i'm out here flexing i'm one of the best boy that's no question i be on my grind twenty four seven aka i never stop for resting i like eating chocolate easter bunnies but not as much as i like stacking money your rhymes like stale cookies man they crummy my rhymes like fresh cookies man they yummy shout out to toonami from the old days i be getting too damn old like stone age i'm a hitta like i'm playing croquet i'm a knitta like i'm doing crochet i can knock your head off like a toupe i could knock your teeth out like a toothache i could beat you up like making souffle i'ma knock the whole world out like doomsday [hook] [outro] i be flexing i be flexing i be flexing i be flexing i be flexing

[intro] “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” [hook] nsa on my phone what am i gonna say now big brother in my home what am i gonna say now who's listening who's recording what am i gonna say now what am i gonna say when it's 1984 now 1984 now 1984 now 2013 but it's 1984 now 1984 now 1984 now 2013 but it's 1984 now [verse 1] what am i gonna say now can't talk on my phone now all movements are monitored so i'm never alone now who's looking through the webcam on the other side? facetime was for two but now it's broadcast nationwide my life is mostly jekyll but we all gotta little hyde but the government can see both sides even if we stay inside don't wanna go outside google cars on every corner taking street view pictures of me each and every morning man i wanna mourn the death of my privacy if obama's listening i say fuck democracy capitalists in the building please stand up now get your fucking hands in these diamond handcuffs [interlude] “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” [verse 2] what are you gonna do now that you have finally found out what should have been obvious and clear from the very start now running round with your smart phones texting thousand times a day putting your life on the internet without having anything real to say share your profile with your friends, friends of friends and then they friends everybody wanna get their quote unquote life on the internet what's the difference if it's getting accessed by the government honestly obamas prolly laughing or he's bored to death selfies in the bathroom, preteen beauty pagents this the life you're feeding to the secret service agents get your fawkes masks kids time for action no more coma throw away your soda cause the koolaids made by mk ultra [interlude] "if you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself" "and now a word from the president" [verse 3 - Obama] what am i gonna do now now that the public's found out would've gotten away with it too it weren't for that loud mouth chasing edward snowden for committing fucking treason cuz my administration always does things for a reason yeah i love my drone strikes update my list everr night clinton called the kill on tupac blamed it all on suge knight i sleep with a night light cause i got them night terrors war on terror got america acting like a white terror p.s. don't blame all this b.s. on me ain't my fault that the law allows for super PACs and the patriot act was supported by the people so when we talk complicity just know we fucking equal [hook] [outro] “Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know what no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me.” ― George Orwell, 1984

[hook] death of a salesman we all willy loman capitalist nightmares sending me bad omens stuck in traffic chasing the american dream commidified things cars girls and bling i'm living my life but what is my life life's a rigged game i'm still rolling these dice if this worlds a test i wonder if i'll pass will anyone remember me when i finally pass [verse 1 - Ishi Packin] look at my life but what am i worth? consumerisms the lord, call me the serf peasant life is pleasure or is it just pain? wait till the land goes all up in flames lost that job - what to do now? "don't worry honey, we'll make it somehow" does not believe me packs her bags and leaves leaves beautiful in autumn, but gone by the winter took the kids with her, and found another mister but damn i really miss her and just wanna kiss her see her in the market, ask her to come back finally agrees but i still cant relax i become some corporate slave like whats paid like what gives? give your life for it all, whose wife, whose kids? not mine, spent all my time in the cubicle more than nine to five twelve hour days. dont feel alive. [hook] [verse 2 - J Eazy] look at all this money that is in my pocket hundreds stacked on thousands don't care if i drop it cause i got more waiting in my bank look up to the lord but i'm not giving thanks i be working hard 9 to 5 plus over time so i can afford everything i want to buy rolex watches lamborghinis skinny women in bikinis high on coke low on life drunk off thirteen appletinis back to back shifts my boss don't give a shit i'm living by the line so i take another hit to all those who listening read between the lines i'm losing my mind i'm losing my mind i need another chance give me back my soul everything i touch has started turning into gold i'm on autopilot set to self destruct i'm playing blackjack but i know i'm gonna bust [outro] what is my life? what is my life? lifes a rigged game. lifes a rigged game im still rolling these dice rolling these dice rolling these dice dice dice dice

[hook] breathe in breathe out this is everything that life should be about breathe in breathe out this is everything that life is all about [verse 1] i'm rapping cause i'm passionate bout spitting facts and living fast chilling in a cabin but i'm feeling like i'm in a mansion living big like cinemax running like a maniac mcgee oh gee solid gold like c3po check this flow as i go in hot as sin but cold as winds thats blowing out in lake michigan making fools of many men my skills nearly unlimited i'm a wanted citizen cause i keep killing beats again sorry that i can't control the deadly force with which i rap my mind is so intricate like dungeons bring a minimap playing with my kitty cat lawrence is his given name ridiculously awesome unlike ishaq's cat whos pretty lame nah i'm only kidding simba's really chill for real i'm silly like a billy goat that's riding on a ferris wheel keep my tricks concealed i stay slippery banana peels keep it real my achilles heel is my achilles heel [hook] [verse 2] i'm tryna create meaning in my life although its pretty hard but i think i'll find the way if i just look into my heart i don't need a fast car black card or bodyguard i just need to rap relax in someones backyard kicking back with ishy pats, k oomz g roell d fi big sexi powrfl a walking party all we need is more confetti get the bottles ready cause we popping till the cemetary we so hot it feels like it's july when its mid-february this shit ain't hereditary work hard get paid i don't need a secretary but id like a a french maid honestly i just wanna parler some francais maybe ask her out to people watch at a cafe make the fadeaway but i will never fadeaway i'm making beats on 808s and i'm a beast like killer mike wield the mic like divine right let me be your ray of light i'll be a beacon in your life to guide your way through gloomy nights