sample: camille - le festin

[hook]
swagatouille sw-swagatouille
pardon my french but i'm going fucking crazy
cooking up these beats like my name is swagatouille
flow raw like sushi but i'm hot like swagatouille
yeah i'm pretty looney got my tunes like snoopy
my life is a movie this is no i love lucy!
i don't wear no gucci i don't have no groupies
but this is swagatouille this shit is swagatouille

[verse 1]
j eazy coming with the mixtape of the century
scratch that best mixtape ever this a masterpiece
therapists surrounding me questioning my sanity
just because i'm seeing new dimensions of reality
so insane i think stuck inside a dali piece
cooking swagatouille literally no analogy
yes indeed i'm the best chef in this whole galaxy
thirty stars from michelin your shit worse than applebees
god damn damn i'm just tryna keep it real though
love myself so much my ego has its own zip code
riding on this track like its a motherfucking railroad
keep it underground yelling fuck you to jim crow
rap is my temple but i'm rather sinful
bringing in the banknotes by the whole benzful
fact check my raps hit me with a polygraph
girl let's see your tail wag border collie swag

[hook]

j eazy coming with the verse of the century
scratch that best verse ever this a masterpiece
wrote it 2 years ago back when i was seventeen
ima go in, y'all better listen carefully
itsy bitsy spiders can't compete with the emperor
illest in the music and my skill's are unforgettable
limericks and hissy fits are little shit to my repertoire
my vision is progressive and my flow is oh so avant garde
andrew W K taught me how to party hard
i'm a star find my name in concrete on the boulevard
pockets big and large cause they're filled with many benjamins
my arrogance is only rivaled by my own intelligence
intuition tells me i'm the master of the universe
puny twerps can't match me i'm descended straight from lucifer
i plant juniper to save the earth on every sunday
i once outran a jaguar and then went and bought a hyundai
the wonders of the world man i wonder if i could
turn the world upside down and then engrave it into wood
i'm misunderstood my history's a mystery
miserys my company and jewelrys my industry
victims of my viciousness will find no rest in graveyards
napalm is the language that i speak when i am angered
players laughs in dangers face but haters cannot take it
gangsters sleep beneath the streets in metal sheeted blankets
crack of dawn or dawn of crack there really is no difference
dawn till dusk i'm cooking it within my chemist's kitchen
dentists can't compete with me i've knocked more teeth than frazier
tasers can't subdue me because i respond with lasers
many barracudas can be found in the bermudas
judas was a junkie who gave jesus up to shoot up
heroin is heavenly but that's just what my friends say
wisdom's overrated that's what i learned from my sensei
gunplay is an artform and i am its one picasso
suave with the ladies cause i learned from johnny bravo
fairy tales inspire me to live life to the fullest
scheming for that porridge out in goldilocks's forest
mullets made a comeback back when i was spitting icebergs
now i'm spitting lightning with the certainty of snipers
certainly i'm hot because i set my home on fire
50 said that sleep is for the broke i'm never tired
i'm only seventeen but my mind is so mature
i'm honestly the best fucking rapper to occur
life is so surreal man i'm hanging by a thread
the picture perfect day is one where i don't end up dead!