[verse 1]
holla at me cause i'm the man (adam)
shout out to all my loving fans (imaginary)
even if i only got one (your mother)
i do this shit for more than just fun (work hard)
i am not a rabbit i won't run (updike)
can't wait for my destiny to come (beyonce)
gotta act fast thats the plan (galen rupp)
gotta make these dummies understand (education)
you can't comprehend just who i am (i'm a riddle)
i can speak in circles ceiling fans (circulation)
i dont really fuck with steely dan (aja)
i'm a hardcore a.j. feely fan (quarterback)
played for both of my two favorite teams (football)
eagles and the rams getting that cream (wu tang)
my minds off the wall like pealing paint (napoleon)
speak the truth a modern hip hop saint (yeesus)

[hook]
this song has no meaning
cause life has no meaning
i am just speaking
and no one is listening
this is a metaphor for life (life life life)
this is a metaphor for life (life life life)

[verse 2]
balling hard like my names lebron (miami)
for all of my city i put on (young jeezy)
look at all this work that i put in (vladimir)
thats the reason i'm the fucking bomb (oppenheimer)
i won't go to war to guard my pride (simba)
i'm a pacifist deep in my mind ('nam)
always stays real when in the booth (john wilkes)
mind over money that's the truth (karl marx)
tearing down this city king kong (peter jackson)
throw you in a ditch like ding dong (hostess)
powrfl up in this shit we on (avon)
enemies just plankton to feed on (spongebob)
i can't swim so i can't be a sailor (aw man)
let's bring back the freaking hartford whalers (aw yeah)
cause we gotta show love for our city (you're beautiful)
bushnell park is honestly quite pretty (the carousel!)

[hook]

[verse 3]
working on my craft because i care (sir carealot)
spit the truth and accept every dare (truth or dare)
you can't really step with my crew (crew love)
i got skills enough to kill you (ninja skills)
metaphorically i mean of course (english lit)
i don't really do physical force (gandhi)
i don't really fuck with household chores (domestic sphere)
i'm a lazy shit down to my core (core curriculum)
i am still a kid deep in my heart (terabithia)
you won't find this shit on billboard charts (ryan seacrest)
my rhymes and my beats are pretty novice (nova scotia)
i aspire to be a good artist (james joyce)
that involves always being honest (kanye west)
to myself and to my fucking audience (who?)
so i try to think before i speak (dr. seuss)
and i try to speak just what i mean (theodore geisel)

[hook]