[intro]
This a barbecue, this this a barbecue

[hook]
everybody get your george foreman grills
this a barbecue this this a barbecue
celebrating everyone's who keeping it trill
this a barbecue this this a barbecue
making all this food so everybody gets their fill
and if your cup is empty then come get a refill
this my barbecue let's go and make some food
we can drink some brews and forget about the news
this a barbecue this this a barbecue
this a barbecue this is my barbecue!
we got kosher halal and vegan
when jeff is cooking everybody's eating!

[verse 1]
this is my barbecue we cooking up some fine meat
but I do it undercover so the cops won’t find me
I don’t carry i.d. gotta stay in hiding
I’m no chicken so please don’t fry me!
I just wanna grill me up some excellent burgers
Also gonna cook some Hebrew national frankfurters
If you wondering about desert we serving rainbow sherbet
even got you covered if you think that meat is murder
cause I’m bringing bean burgers and some salad
taste so good even the carnivores go oh my god!
This tastes so good
Why don’t they serve bean burgers in my hood?
dang that’s a pretty good point
you should make my yard your new neighborhood joint
don’t need money cause friends and food makes me happy
Burgers so great you think I worked for krabby patty
What sort of music will be at this barbecue?
You should really know the answer already dude
we’re gonna play my mixtape on repeat
Go ahead and take a seat and listen to my sweet beats!
If the weather’s rainy don’t worry man I got a tent
And I’m bringing bug spray cause that’s just some common sense
And I’m bringing sun screen Frisbees and dumplings
Dumplings? Yeah cause my heritage is Chinese!

[hook]

[verse 2]
Have I forgotten any other supplies?
I sure hope not! That would be my demise
But even if I did I know my friends will help me out
After all! That’s what being friends is all about!
And hey aren’t we all good friends
Even if we’re not we’ll just pretend
Because if you ruin my cookout today
I’ll lock you in a closet and throw the key away!
Let me get philosophical for a moment
To be or not to be that is the question
Ayo! Shut up hamlet!
Charcoal or gas that’s a real question
Man I’m just speaking honestly
Remember everyone please drink responsibly
Always have a good time Always spit a good rhyme
Always eat your spinach and your carrots fruit and broccoli!
But not at this barbecue if you don’t want to
You can have whatever you like and then some more too!
If the parties lame well at least I brought games
We can play some can jam cornhole or horseshoes!
Wow! This is such a great time
I think cnn should put this party on their headlines
Wow! Jeff is such a great cook
Please tell your friends to go and buy my new cookbook!

[outro]
This a barbecue, this this a barbecue
This a barbecue, this this a barbecue